It’s Why You Call Your Mom on Mother’s Day

I work for a telephony company.

If you just read that word like you would “telephone” but then put a “y” at the end of it, welcome to my first day working at a telephony company.

“It’s pronounced tel-eph-ony” snipped my onboarding manager. And then he rolled his eyes. Rolled his eyes! Like I had Alexander Graham Bell’s blood running through my veins. Like I had…